A YouTube video was posted (but deleted after few hours) capturing Beyonce fell in an Orlando concert last Tuesday when she stepped on her trench coat and then tumbled head-first down 12 steps at the Amway Arena. The video was leaked despite her request to the fans not to get it posted at YouTube or any video-sharing networks. However, one fan had uploaded a video capturing this moment in YouTube.
This video is no longer available in YouTube due to a copyright claim by Sony BMG but the video has spread to other video-sharing networks. Read more…
Can’t get over of Beyonce’s Irreplaceable? I am sure you will likewise want to listen to the male version, which is a parody of the song, over and over again. I was browsing my brother Friendster profile when an “odd” music on the background struck my attention.
Lyics: (Parental Advisory: Explicit Content) A feminist? Do not read further.
This is from a man’s point of view..
Fellas, sometimes we gotta tell them ladies Read more…
Valentine’s day is coming and you are sure thinking of the best way to score a date with your girl. My piece of advice, do not ever use these rejected romantic lines.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother…
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head…
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face…
I used to be so addicted with blogging, that I have named a syndrome called CXA (short of Certified Xanga Addiction). This was one of my favorite posts.
CXA Syndrome
Etiology:It is caused by CXA.you.are.bugged virus. The virus can be deadly, in a sense that you might end up failing your subjects or fired if you didn’t treat it earlier.
Epidemiology: The disease can affect everyone but commonly the CXAs belong to age 10-30 yo. Read more…
I was surprised that there’s actually a Devil’s Dictionary. Hah, we never took this up during our Literature Class. I was searching for a definition a while back when I was redirected to a devil’s definition of the term.
Examples of the word defined:
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world’s marketing the race would become graminivorous.
APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.
BACKBITE, v.t. To speak of a man as you find him when he can’t find you.
BEAUTY, n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Actually I find the definitions rather humorous than evil. Some of the definitions can be regarded by others as sexist, nationalist, racist, or just generally offensive. Read more…
There came a time when I nearly cursed the unlimited text promo of Smart, Inc. because I usually wake up with over 30 messages on my phone inbox. Haha. But don’t get me wrong. It’s not that I hate receiving messages from friends or whoever. Nakakaubos lang kasi ng time basahin minsan. I love reading most of them just like these hilarious jokes I just received this morning:
Joke 1:
Matipid na Lolo at Lola went to McDo, ordered 1 Happy Meal. Hati sila sa food pero si Lola lang kumakai, nood lang si Lolo.
Waiter: Bakit si Lola lang ang kumakain?
Lolo: Maya na ako, gamit pa niya pustiso ko. Read more…
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