Can’t get over of Beyonce’s Irreplaceable? I am sure you will likewise want to listen to the male version, which is a parody of the song, over and over again. I was browsing my brother Friendster profile when an “odd” music on the background struck my attention.
Lyics: (Parental Advisory: Explicit Content) A feminist? Do not read further. 
This is from a man’s point of view..
Fellas, sometimes we gotta tell them ladies
To the right, to the right
(Huh, get, get to steppin`)
To the right, to the right
(Woahh ayy yeah)
To the right, to the right
That’s where I’m goin’ in the middle of the night
Now in the closet, that’s your stuff
But trick, I bought it, so bitch don’t touch (don’t touch)
You talk a lotta bullshit, alright
But while you walk ‘n talk I’mma gettin’ high now
It’s my name that’s on your last
You bald-headed rat tryna get ridda that
Back up outta my face fraud
I’m really tryna not talk to you
Talkin’ bout I’m neva gonna find a girl like you
You must got me fucked up
You must not know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
‘Cause I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she’s upstairs in tha shower, baby
You must now know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
I can find another you on the corner
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’ you’re irreplaceable
Trick, give me my phone so I can call the chick and see if she’s home, yeah
(Oh shit I) Oh shit I forgot she’s already home
What did you think I was putting you out for?
‘Cause you was unreal
Kinda like the horse that was sittin’ on the back of your head
Baby fix them teeth
Seeing your face is so old to me
Back out outta my face fraud
I’m really not tryna talk to you
Tellin’ me I’m neva finding a girl like you
Well ya got me so damn twisted
You must not know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
‘Cause I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she’ll drive up in a minute, baby
You must not know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
I can have another you in an hour
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’, you’re irreplaceable (irreplaceable)
So since I’m not your everything
I’m not giving you anything
Nothing at all to you
Baby, I’m not giving you nothing, no wayyy
Go ahead and shed your tears
‘Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you was done last year
To the right, to the right
To the right, to the right (you gotta go, go to the right right oh yeah)
To the right, to the right (oh yeah ohh woahhh)
To the right, to the right
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’ (What?!)
Get to thinkin’ (What?!)
Get to thinkin’ you’re irreplaceable
You must not know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
You must not know that I can have another you in a minute
Matter of fact, she’ll be here in a minute. baby
You must not know about me (baby)
You must think I’m playing
I can have another you in an hour
Matter of fact, she’s upstairs in the shower ohhh
You must not know ’bout me
You must think I’m playing
I can find another you, baby
There’s so many of you baby
Gold diggin’(You must not know ’bout me)
Two timin’ (You must think I’m playing)
Back stabbin’
[???]
Always leaving, I need somethin’
But the truth is
You have always been replaceable (Ooh)
Please see yourself out this way
Lyrics source: Seekalyric.com
Reading the lyrics, I realized this is not a parody at all but mere response of a male to Beyonce’s song.
Tags: Humor, Jokes, Life, Music, Relationship
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Apr 15, 2007 at 16:02:41
yeepeey! i finally found dz nyc song nd lyricz…
8z relly suck’in….nyc1…!
May 1, 2007 at 17:52:07
i first heard this on MOR and i found out that it’s really very very nice.it’s really true that not only the girls can easily replace the boys because as a matter of fact the boys can also do it….my gosh !!!this boyband really gets even with beyonce huh!????
May 5, 2007 at 00:05:16
So, i listened - not bad, and i read, and at first i laughed, then it hit me. What an arse! Such sad shit. “Find another you on the corner??” Sad! How low do they wanna go?
May 24, 2007 at 11:26:43
“Kinda like the horse that was sittin’ on the back of your head”
thats incorrect.. its…
“kinda like the voice thats sitting on the bak of your head”
jUst thought id tell ya..