There came a time when I nearly cursed the unlimited text promo of Smart, Inc. because I usually wake up with over 30 messages on my phone inbox. Haha. But don’t get me wrong. It’s not that I hate receiving messages from friends or whoever. Nakakaubos lang kasi ng time basahin minsan. 
I love reading most of them just like these hilarious jokes I just received this morning:
Joke 1:
Matipid na Lolo at Lola went to McDo, ordered 1 Happy Meal. Hati sila sa food pero si Lola lang kumakai, nood lang si Lolo.
Waiter: Bakit si Lola lang ang kumakain?
Lolo: Maya na ako, gamit pa niya pustiso ko.
Joke 2:
Tatlong tanga, nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama:
Tanga 1: Pare, hindi tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa. Sa lapag lang matulog.
Bumaba ang isa.
Tanga 2: Ayan, Pare, maluwag na. Akyat ka na dito.
and lastly, the never-ending Erap jokes.
Joke 3:
Erap sent a message to Loi: Loi, last piso ko na to. Pasaload naman dyan. Kahit na dalawang piso lang. May i-te-text lang akong importante.
(Pasaload sent)
Erap: Tnx.
Loi: Wag ka ng pagreply. Isang piso na lang ang natira.
Erap: K.
Sometimes, I admire the ones creating these jokes and wish that I had the same talent.
Graphics from: http://www.circlecity.co.uk/text_jokes/
[tags]Pinoy jokes, Erap jokes, text messages[/tags]
Related Post
- No Related Posts
