Can’t get over of Beyonce’s Irreplaceable? I am sure you will likewise want to listen to the male version, which is a parody of the song, over and over again. I was browsing my brother Friendster profile when an “odd” music on the background struck my attention.
Lyics: (Parental Advisory: Explicit Content) A feminist? Do not read further.
This is from a man’s point of view..
Fellas, sometimes we gotta tell them ladies Read more…
Valentine’s day is coming and you are sure thinking of the best way to score a date with your girl. My piece of advice, do not ever use these rejected romantic lines.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother…
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head…
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face…
Opening line: “You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so
inspired†His game plan: He’s gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he
scores First move: He’ll give you free tickets to his games First gift: His team jacket or a UST growling tigers yellow jacket…. First date: He’s gonna take you to a UAAP game between ATENEO and
BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL Phone habit(s): He always talks about his great heroic game saving
shots Courting endurance: Really depends on how long the off-season is How he will propose: After a game and winning the MVP award, he’ll ask
you to be his girlfriend
THE COMPUTER KID
Opening line: Hi!!!…ASL His game plan: He’s gonna give you all the anti-nuking devices to keep
you protected First move: He’ll give you a cyber flower First gift: New software especially made for you First date: He’s gonna take you to Cyber Cafe and you’re gonna chat and
surf together Phone habit(s): He always talks about computer jargons, you never
understand them though
Visiting hours: Whenever your computer breaks down, he’ll be there
Courting endurance: It really depends on how much more free Internet
hours he has left
How he will propose: He’s gonna ask you over one of the chat channels Read more…
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